Checkin' Out

Impulse buys never escape females.  Here's the order of additions to the belt that I expect at the checkout every time I take my ladies to the grocery store.

First, the youngest:

and

Then, the oldest, seeing this, yells, "Wait!" and runs off to dig up her treasure.

Although the second oldest generally doesn't go with us, my wife always remembers: "Oh, I forgot that she wanted [one the following]":

or

Gag.

My wife? 

And the sister-in-law:

Also gag.

So all the women have ordered up.  What about me?  You would expect that I would feel left out, or at least a little un-spoiled.  But no--they all offer me ideas about the yummy treats I can buy (or a single Diet Dr. Pepper for the road).  They are oh, so sweet!

I usually outdo them though, as a I walk back from the candy aisle with at least two bags of:

But don't worry.  They're just for decoration.